smoch

a major frigin genius, like really

wow he is such a smoch

by yoyoyoyoy December 28, 2005

Dude Smoochin' Pee-Pee Toucher

any male who acts kind of fruity. Mostly used among friends in jest, but not limited that situation.

Hey Dude Smoochin Pee-Pee Toucher, stop singing avril songs and get you head in the game.

by Meat Paddy April 28, 2003

Scooch

Discharge coming from the female's vagina. Usually due to a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Man: You having sex with your girl lately?
Me: No she's come down with a severe case of Scooch.

by Lucifer's Legos December 9, 2017

smooch

smooch is what a guy does to another dude's asshole if he's trying to give him a randy rim-job.

Matt sometimes tells me to smooch his asshole when he wants me to kiss his ass.

by USAF Cadet June 13, 2021

Scooch

It is the most racist thing you can call a hispanic, it is the n-word of hispanics.

“Shut up your a fucking scooch”-John
“Thats rascist asf”- Juan

by juancena14 November 18, 2019

pickle smoocher

ambiguosly gay fraternity members who act as heterosexually as possible

"look at Gary hit on those sorority girls, everyone knows he's such a pickle smoocher"

by skott klla December 18, 2005

Slooch

A slimy cooch.

That girl with herpes has a nasty slooch.

by Mundi Kufu September 28, 2003