You ready for your date tonight?
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!
Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?
Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
You know it. I got that money and she gonna love that silky goose I got for her!
Should I go out with a little downy fluff, or go full silky goose on a first date?
Patient- “Is there anything I need to do in preparation for my vasectomy?”
Doctor- “Don’t eat or drink anything after midnight. Don’t take any NSAIDs or blood thinners and if you could come in with a silky goose, that would save some time on the table.”
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modern term for a fallen women, sex worker, hooker, lady of the night; typically very beautiful. Bad ass of a woman and surrounds her self with other bad assy women. She doesn’t have sex for money; but men do hand her money after she fucks them.
Stop complaining about the sylky sphynxs, the real problems are caused by the dildo machines (men who pay for sex).
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Use **solk** before a noun to describe it like an adjective.
1. The old, abandoned train station was **solk**, with its broken clocks and layers of dust.
2. He scrolled through **solk** photographs of rainy city streets at night.
3. That song isn't just sad; it's genuinely **solk**.
4. The **solkest** thing about the movie was the main character's lonely apartment.
1. The old, abandoned train station was **solk**, with its broken clocks and layers of dust.
2. He scrolled through **solk** photographs of rainy city streets at night.
3. That song isn't just sad; it's genuinely **solk**.
4. The **solkest** thing about the movie was the main character's lonely apartment.
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