The sneaky hat, also known just as sneaky hat, is a hat that one uses to cover one's private parts shortly after getting naked. It is most commonly done in order to get a photo in front of the mirror for facebook, with the main incentive for this activity being 'the lols'. The majority of sneaky hat photos feature white, drunk men, however there are some sneaky hat photos featuring attractive specimens of the opposite sex.
After starting on the 16th november 2011 it shortly became an internet phenomenon, prompting many lols from fellow nerds on the internet.
*posts pic of sneaky hat on Facebook's sneaky hat page*
user 1: lol user 2: wtf?
user 3: HAHAHAHAHHAHA SLUT
A Sneaky Turkey occurs when one is at a Renaissance Fair (or any other venue that sells turkey legs) and the man inserts the turkey leg into the girl's vagina....Anal insertion may be performed as well, however, this designates the 'smokey turkey' due to discoloration. Both sexual acts end with the unlucky girl being force to exclaim 'gobble gobble'.
During a late night urge to urinate, you are unable to muster up enough energy to go to the toilet, and seeing that your partner is conveniently positioned, decide to fill her up for some satisfactory release.
"I really needed a piss last night, but luckily I was able to take a sneaky tinkle in Sandy's bucket"