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snake oil

Medicine or therapy that doesn't work.
Most of the shit sold at health food stores are snake oil products.
by beavis March 22, 2003
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Sneaky Snake

when a male is sleeping next to a female. he takes her hand and puts it inches away from his penis and wakes her up so she moves her hand and touches his penis
Tironi told me to sneak into Dan's sisters room and give her a sneaky snake.
by Meatball60 December 11, 2006
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a snake

A two faced person who often talks shit behind ones back after being cool with them. One who tells secrets and or information (he/she may deny spilling the beans). Snakes be on that double agent shii.
by OG Real Shit July 26, 2014
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Liquid Snake Syndrome

This term derives from the character of Liquid Snake as seen in the Metal Gear Solid franchise. It can refer to a number of things, especially a combination thereof:

1). A person, character, or thing which will not die, no matter how much damage is done to him/her/it.
2). A person or character who speaks with a ridiculously pronounced or obviously fake British accent.
3). A fairly long-haired blonde guy wearing no shirt in a very cold environment.
4). A character who gives way too much self-exposition, especially a villain.
5). A person or character with an illogical inferiority complex.
1). Jim fell 50 feet and got off with just bruises! The guy has some serious Liquid Snake Syndrome going, I swear.
2). John, quit trying to talk like that. You don't sound cool, you've just got Liquid Snake Syndrome.
3). (Upon seeing a blonde football fan in the stands with his shirt off and chest painted) Talk about Liquid Snake Syndrome! It's December, for Pete's sake!
4). (Watching a TV show or a movie where the big bad guy won't shut up) Will this dork get over his Liquid Snake Syndrome and fight already!
5). Chris, just because your boss went to Harvard doesn't mean he's smarter than you. Lose the Liquid Snake Syndrome and stand up for yourself!
by Rambaldi47 December 31, 2007
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Target snake

(pronounced tarjhey snake)

one who slithers through target picking up anything in sight with bright colors, and then shedding 75% of the items at the register into a cart strategically placed to block all paths of other exiting customers
Who left this cart here? What a target snake....oooo a green can opener and matching pencil sharpener..
by Analogue August 26, 2005
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Trojan Snake.

A phrase related to "snaking"; the ancient art of trying to get on/with a girl.
As the trojan horse infiltrated the city of Troy by appearing as a gift, start by integrating with a girl's friendship group, then finish by exploding on her face.
Niall spent two hours in college with Sophie's friends Rhian and Molly... he was playing the trojan snake.
by welshsnake April 9, 2011
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Solid Snake Poo

When your dump is one, long piece. It exits the anus and enters the water swiftly and silently, allowing you to sneak away from the crime scene.
I think Donovan just left a solid snake poo. It's looking at me menacingly from the toilet, but he's nowhere to be found!
by tagmasta June 17, 2011
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