put that in your pipe and smoke it

Means to tell the person you are engaged in conversation with to ponder that.

" Well trust me, I know your siter is a tramp, so why dont you put that in your pipe and smoke it"

by melanthex March 28, 2005

Smoke Me Out

To let someone with no or little bit of money to smoke your weed because you're nice.

Example 1
Guy 1: Hey man... I need to smoke some weed.
Guy 2: Alright, you got some money?
Guy 1: Nahhh, can you smoke me out?
Guy 2: Of course, I got you!

Example 2
Guy 1: Hey, I got some weed bro.
Guy 2: Ayeeee! Smoke me out!!!

by DankMastrr December 12, 2010

Smoke Rock

To smoke freebass cocaine a.k.a crack

Smoke rock man!

by Vin Jewish April 22, 2003

Smodge

To smoke a cigarette. A question. An answer. A noun. A verb. An exclamation.

Smodge? Smodge. Smodge!

I am smodging.

by miss.krys May 1, 2009

smoke shit

The act of smoking methamphetamine, and or "ice."

I want to smoke shit right now!

by BobbyDgaf March 8, 2009

Smoke ass

1. Noun: A slang term for a long, passionate session of anal sex.

2. Noun: The ability to kick major ass in a short period of time.

3. Noun: A term, probably urban legend, to describe a sadistic sex act used on P.O.W.s involving a lit cigarette and someone's rectum.

4. Verb: To open a can of whupass.

5. Adjective: Used to describe a pothead, usually as a mild insult.

1. Jeff: Dude you should've been there last night, I watched a marathon of Doctor Who!
Trevor: Ha, you loser, I did some smoke ass with my girl last night and she came at least a dozen times. You need to get out more.

2. Yo, didja see what Jack Bauer did last night? Dude was putting some hardcore smoke ass on some terrorist bastards.

3. Legend has it the German S.S. tortured American spies with smoke ass during World War Two. Some of them probably liked it.

Tyrell: Yo nigga, yo wan' fuck wid dis, yo lil pussy ass nigga?
Rashad: Get da fuck outta mah face nigga, or Ima gonna smoke you ass like a motherfuckin' turkey on Thanksgiving.

5. Dillon is a lazy smoke ass slacker who can't get his shit together.

by Fedora Jack April 1, 2016

dont smoke mate

Use this phrase to detour an oncoming question from someone insignificant e.g homeless person or annoying bellend.

Best time to use when walking! You can sense an oncoming encounter let them approach as soon as there mouth opens say i don’t smoke mate !

This leaves them feeling confused and upset

stranger "hi can you tell me..." (cut off point)

you "dont smoke mate"

Stranger "uhh"

"slap" the sound of you and your friend high fiving each other because you just i don’t smoked your first victim!

by train spottings gay December 7, 2011