sing-n-smack 

A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.

Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"

Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"

Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"

Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"

Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."

sing-n-smack by westfalia January 12, 2010

Tylenol With Smack 

A term for the mixture of Tylenol PM and heroin also known as Cheese.

...and keep off the Tylenol With Smack

Tylenol With Smack by Dr Ivo Šandor June 13, 2010

Dick Smack 

refer to cock smack To smack someone, preferably a female, with your dick against their face.

This chick was acting up, and frontin on some brains, so i dick smacked her.

Dick Smack by Diddy August 14, 2004

Smack Eyes 

This is where a persons, eyes begin to spin around and look in different directions. This usually occours when the person is drunk and/or on pills/ drugs (hence the smack reference)

It then can be used as an effectionate nickname for the said person.

It is named after the legend that is "Smack Eyes, some claim that he was found and raised by a family of crack fiends others say he was born, when a rogue heroin dealers drug factory exploded and a monkey got effected by the fumes and raped a passing Nun. This man then walked the streets and terrorised people and did crazy things like kick dogs and pulled fire alarms.

Yo Bro, Liam is crazy bro, this one time he was on pills and he kicked a dog and pulled a fire alarm, he had proper Smack Eyes Bro

Hey! Smack Eyes, You Coming out tonight?

Smack Eyes by Buttons666 March 19, 2007

smeckler

The one word ranking higher than the prase "douche bag." The true definition is one who is a smeckle (cock), but it is more commonly used such as: "That guy is such a smeckler..." Its really just a great word to replace the tired phase, "douche bag."

Damn that guy is the such a smeckler, yea the master smeckler... Dude what a smeckler... Dont be such a smeckler...

smeckler by GoFuckYourself June 11, 2006

smeckledorfed 

to be damned for all eternity in the eyes of god

We’ve been smeckledorfed!

smeckledorfed by Perhaps Not but Yes, really November 29, 2020

smecklebopped 

when you’re so high your past yodie land

bro i’m smecklebopped right now

smecklebopped by qpg March 8, 2023