smeckler

The one word ranking higher than the prase "douche bag." The true definition is one who is a smeckle (cock), but it is more commonly used such as: "That guy is such a smeckler..." Its really just a great word to replace the tired phase, "douche bag."

Damn that guy is the such a smeckler, yea the master smeckler... Dude what a smeckler... Dont be such a smeckler...

by GoFuckYourself June 11, 2006

Smeckledorfed

To be fooled/taken advantage of

Friend:Hey did you see the Maroon 5 performance at Superbowl LIII?
Me: Yeah they promised 'Sweet Victory' from Spongebob. We've been Smeckledorfed!!

by JaquesStrappe February 3, 2019

smeckledorf

As described by spongebob squarepants, to smeckledorf is to con someone in a way that isn't obvious until later. (Whether or not the conning turns out to not be the case isn't necessary.

I don't have a good record with health inspectors, not since the last one. To be fair, I didn't know if he was trying to smeckledorf me or not.

by Intelligence001 August 9, 2017

Smeckledorfed

Being Tricked By A Fake Health Inspector Who Wants Free Food.

We Have Been Smeckledorfed

by AnthonyLilLudes September 4, 2020

Smeckledorfed

Verb: The feeling that you get when you watch Superbowl halftime show and they play Sweet Victory for 5 seconds and switch to Travis Scott.

The NFL just Smeckledorfed us.

by usparrow1 February 3, 2019

Smeckledorfed

To be swindled/robbed from another person.

My friend Rob was screaming, "THE CLERK GAVE ME FORTY INSTEAD OF FIFTY CENTS!" I was trying to calm him down, saying it was probably a mistake with counting. Rob insisted he was smeckledorfed.

by Turkeymash December 21, 2015

smeckles

Jared Padalecki's nickname for his Supernatural co-star, Jensen Ackles. The two actors play brothers Sam and Dean Winchester, appearing just as close offscreen as on.

Aw, look! Jared's climbing his Smeckles like a tree again!

by Rose Ganymede June 12, 2008