Slap and Nap

To masturbate in one's bed, followed by going to sleep without getting up in between. Can be used as either a verb or a noun.

(n.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to go for a slap and nap.
(v.) I'm tired and horny. I'm going to slap and nap.

by ARLM September 19, 2010

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slap clitties

Women finding amusement in the failures of male co-workers.

"I can't believe it. A million dollars wasted on this project and all those women can do is slap clitties."

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A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.

"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if I stole one more meatball from her saucepan."

by webhole August 17, 2004

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When a person goes behind someone and slaps both their ears at the same time with their hands

Beethoven was slap by his father when he did something wrong on the piano thus called the Beethoven slap

by Stefano & Andre October 20, 2005

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To shoot a gun. Slap referring to shoot and corn being the ammunition

Did josh slap corn at michael!
yh bro he's in critical condition

by freedafarmgs July 09, 2019

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When someone does something that is either so cool or so dumb that an uncontrollable urge arises and you smack them.

Evan: "Man, I'm going to throw this pudding at the principal."

Mitch: *Slaps Evan*

Joe: "Evan, that was slap-tastically dumb."

by Riverboy March 17, 2006

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What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.

"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"

by Slappy Cakey August 07, 2014

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