Beat Skeet and Delete

To use a woman for sexual pleasure, bust you nut, then leave

Random male 1:Man Krystal is a nasty ass ho.

Random male 2:I know man I just beat skeet and delete that shit.

by satansjudas February 1, 2009

Skeetastic

when something pleases you so much that you feel like you want to skeet

Damn dude, that bitch's tits were fucking skeetastic!

by Andrew Haysbert March 16, 2008

Skeet and Run

When a man runs into a room and skeets on as much stuff as he can as quick as he can and then bails as fast as he came.

Dude, were going into her room and and gunna skeet and run.

by Jeffneezi October 3, 2008

skeet

1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.

I skeeted all over Jenn's face

by Greg March 21, 2004

skeet beard

A large helping of man sauce generously slathered around the lower portion of a womans face.

Yeah, so I was was bangin this chick and I didn't want to get her pregnant so I pulled out and gave her a skeet beard instead.

by Max. L January 19, 2008

skeet

it's when your pizzle drizzles all over the girlies nizzles

awwww...damn...here it comes baby...awww skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet skeet awwww skeet skeet skeet skeet

by the PZA March 21, 2005

skeeted

to be extremley intoxicated on cocaine.

Damn. Those 10 lines got me really skeeted

by cody December 2, 2004