When some one sneaks up behind you reaches their hand under your ass and tickels your nuts with two fingers
by Big Boy Balls September 28, 2010
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Synonymous with "bootlicker"
Synonymous with "bootlicker"
"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"
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Anti-simp day is celebrated each year on January 22. If you notice a simp that day, make sure they know their simping ideologies are harmful for the people at large. Educate and avert them from preaching and practicing simping.
"Man, Steve's a true anti-simp. It's just the morning of Anti-Simp Day and he's stopped like a dozen people already!"
by TheDukeofArchetypes June 30, 2022
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a man that is submissive towards females In hopes of sexual reward,
Usually a male that is extremely in touch with his sensitive side also the type of male that considers himself as a “nice guy” To stand out and impress females
A male that believes that crying and being in his “feels” is a positive characteristic to have in common with a female.
Most males with the first name Starting with a “c” or “a” are most commonly found to be in the simp category of male homosapiens
a man that is submissive towards females In hopes of sexual reward,
Usually a male that is extremely in touch with his sensitive side also the type of male that considers himself as a “nice guy” To stand out and impress females
A male that believes that crying and being in his “feels” is a positive characteristic to have in common with a female.
Most males with the first name Starting with a “c” or “a” are most commonly found to be in the simp category of male homosapiens
O are you really crying on Snapchat to raise your smv (sexual market value) ,you are a simp ass nigga bro
by Nb10isahoeassnigga January 19, 2020
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40 year old that masturbates to hentai: I must be recognized *donates $10,000 to Pokimaine
Pokimaine: wow thanks for the dono *doesnt say name*
40 year old that masturbates to hentai: ... how must i be treated this way. i must simp more
Pokimaine: wow thanks for the dono *doesnt say name*
40 year old that masturbates to hentai: ... how must i be treated this way. i must simp more
by pseudonym ツ October 5, 2020
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E.g-Koen the simp lord
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