2 definitions by Noramonicom

Capital Simp

Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.

Synonymous with "bootlicker"

"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"

by Noramonicom April 22, 2020

Ripper

A Fart SO powerful you have concern that the person who released their gas may have torn through their underpants in the process

Phwah David! You that was a ripper, I nearly shat myself!

by Noramonicom February 4, 2020