Definitions by Noramonicom

Capital Simp 

Someone who is subservient to the capitalist class and will defend and serve them at all costs for just the possibility of a crumb of capital.

Synonymous with "bootlicker"

"oh here's Tim comes again to the defense of Disney even though they're refusing to pay 100,000 of their workers, what a capital SIMP"

Capital Simp by Noramonicom April 22, 2020

Ripper 

A Fart SO powerful you have concern that the person who released their gas may have torn through their underpants in the process

Phwah David! You that was a ripper, I nearly shat myself!

Ripper by Noramonicom February 3, 2020