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Speed Bump State

I can’t wait to get to Colorado, but we have to pass through the Speed Bump State.
by Bunter Hunt July 21, 2020
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Speed Queen

It's the washing machine that outlasts your life, and washes better than any other HE washer.
Me: Hey, which washer should I buy?
Dealer: I recommend that you buy yourself an old Speed Queen.
by Speedqueen August 13, 2020
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speed merchant

a person who has no ability other than sped
by ghaithrolled December 20, 2020
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Speed of science

To move, physically or metaphorically, at a pace that is unhindered by regulations, ethical considerations, safety considerations, and basic humanity.
"Hey guys, did anyone check that this stuff didn't make people's hearts explode? " No, we were moving at the speed of science. It's all good".
by The Wake Up October 13, 2022
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Speed alarm clock

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.
Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!
by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023
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kiddie speed

Prescription stimulants given to children with ADD/ADHD, and usually sold on the illegal drug market as well.
Concerta, Ritalin, and Adderall are brand names of kiddie speed.
by Pyrolysis January 21, 2008
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Piggyback speeder

This is the person who drives somewhat close behind someone else who is speeding so that the first person will hopefully get the ticket, but the second person can still speed.
I had to make it home really fast yesterday, so I became a piggyback speeder behind this guy in a Corvette.
by YourMom24981 June 15, 2009
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