A 12-year-old little fuck. Hobbies include pretending that she is better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to her dad.
My name is Parodoxial Shift, and I love pretending that I'm better than everyone else, making fun of people who have learning disabilites and giving blowjobs to my dad.
by PSSUXMYDIK October 5, 2009
Get the Parodoxial Shift mug.The process of absent-mindedly playing with an erect penis. Can also be used as a passive adjective to describe a male persona in which emotional gears tend to be in constant flux and inconsistency, usually causing frustration and bitch fits from their female counterparts. (Mental stick shifting.) Those accused of dick shifting will most likely have high rebound rates coupled with less than intact morals.
*While a drunk dirty skank is giving John Smith a hand job, she starts starring off into space...*
John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...
Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
John Smith: Uhh, you want me to just finish? If I wanted to go dick shifting I could have done it myself.
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*As an adjective*
Stacy: Ohhhmaahhhgod, he's totally boning her! Didn't you guys just break up...
Jammie: Yea, dude like an hour ago? He's in dick shift mode...
by Ju Ju Bee November 12, 2009
Get the Dick Shift mug.Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.
'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'
'Maybe she's born with it?'
'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.
'Maybe she's born with it?'
'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.
by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010
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Get the Red Shift mug.Abbreviation of "Broletariate Shift" or the means by which items / fashions / alcoholic beverages cease to be considered part of the main stream and are seen as caricatures of the frat-boy / Brosciety.
Leather sandals, polo shirts, and aviators have all suffered from a high degree of Brole shift, no longer wearable in tandem without instantly labeling the wearer as a Bro.
by Soniti1324 December 6, 2010
Get the Brole Shift mug.The keys used to type an exclamation mark. Noobs often forget to hold down the shift button when being noobs so instead of "!", they simply type "1"
The term "SHIFT+1" is often used, with sarcasm, when mocking a noob.
The term "SHIFT+1" is often used, with sarcasm, when mocking a noob.
by MC1991 December 28, 2007
Get the SHIFT + 1 mug.This occurs when some poor asshole attempts to grift you
and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
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and you know...you just know. So you decide to play along, then after a while you decide to BS them, and when they do their grift, you take off with their cash, your cash, their girlfriend, and their car.
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Guy:Want to play some russian roulette?
Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?
Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*
Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?
Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*
Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.
Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*
Guy#2: sure, how many bullets in the gun?
Guy:ummm...1 *loads 6 into all chambers*
Guy#2:okay, how much money to the winner?
Guy: hundred bucks, you first *hands gun over*
Guy#2: *shifts out bullet before firing gun* dude, your turn.
Guy:Shit...He did a grift shift...*BANG*
by IKilledTheParty February 22, 2010
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