by Unsanitairy Sibling Murderer July 17, 2016
Get the Service Shelfmug. by the smexy ass bish May 12, 2020
Get the clearing the shelfmug. The collection of liquor bottles left across a counter, table, shelf, or any other flat surface after a night of hard drinking
by Dinosaur laser fight April 22, 2016
Get the trophy shelfmug. Someone who is not quite an alchoholic. A person that drinks daily but has yet to start buying bottom shelf liquor.
by BFG42 July 28, 2015
Get the shelf upmug. The epitome of sophistication and pleasure – the ultimate, superior and top shelf class of vaginas. Best indulged while sipping French champagne.
I am really curious, I think she might have a top shelf taco. I will buy her a champagne and find out.
by pertassels December 15, 2023
Get the top shelf tacomug. To be put on the shelf means to be cancelled until further notice. You have been shelved. Ignored. Case closed. Bye. You done fucked up. You will not be taken back off the shelf till you get your damn act together. Otherwise, permanent shelf.
by Hellomuthafucka March 4, 2019
Get the Shelfmug. An updated version of Rock, Paper, Scissors, where wall beats shelf, shelf beats door, and door beats wall.
"We both want the last cheese stick, let's settle it with an old fashioned game of wall, shelf, door."
"Oh, no!"
"Oh, no!"
by PocketFruit July 29, 2025
Get the Wall, Shelf, Doormug.