Speeding

I was relaxing on a bench eating a sandwich when I saw this guy racing through the street at subsonic. He was totally speeding.

by Vomitingseal1432 December 7, 2022

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seeingship

When you 1st start seeing someone.

It’s not a relationship it’s a seeingship…

by Mud shark killer 101 January 12, 2023

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Seeving

Getting annoyd or angry to the point where that emotion lingers.

I lost my bet. I'm seeving.

by Feaks March 23, 2023

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When you, a retard that can’t just STAY IN THE FUCKING SPEED LIMIT, BECAUSE YOU ARE A RECKLESS AND DESTRUCTIVE DUMBASS, get pulled over for speeding. Dropping a gear and disappearing is also considered evading and eluding arrest; don’t do it. 1; now if you get caught you get punished MORE, dumbass, and 2; you’ll hit something and die for being a retard with a crotch rocket superbike wreck for a brain.

Respectable Sheriff: “Sir, did you even know how fucking fast you were go-“
Recipient of speeding ticket: *Drops a gear and tries to disappear, runs into an F-450, getting his blood and guts dragged across a road after being launched.*
Respectable Sheriff: “Holy shit… I’m just gonna call that one in……”
You can die, dumbass. Hold your horses and be reasonable. Have some fucking patience. Get there early, get there late; doesn’t matter. Just fucking get there and don’t die. It helps.

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns April 22, 2023

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