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Schrödinger’s Inquiry

Simultaneously wanting and not wanting to know information, usually relating to a situation or event.
The McRib is great, but I have Schrödinger’s Inquiry about what’s in it.
by akumathekroc October 30, 2023
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Schrodinger's Faggot

As long as you can't see the penis of a trap , it is not considered gay.

A trap (tranny , transgender ) adaptation of the famous thought experiment by Erwin Schrödinger
"I came across nudes of this fine girl Gina McSoftcokk, but found that it's actually a tranny. Thank goodness the poster didn't post any full body pictures so Schrodinger's Faggot applied and I could jack it to her without straying from my straight sexuality. " - Desperate incel
by knikknax July 16, 2018
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Scroting

The act of pulling your scrotum out through the zipper of one's pants, and proceeding to show your friends in a public setting without being caught by bystanders.
Dude quit scroting, the flight attendant just saw your balls.
by Scrote Master November 18, 2009
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Schrödinger's bigot

Someone who is both an anti-bigot and bigot simultaneously.
Schrödinger's bigot (noun):
"I really don't understand those people, they generalise what whole groups of people are like just because they don't understand them."
by MalcolmTent0 March 17, 2019
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Schrödinger's Situationship

When a situationship can oy be determined by who in the party answers the question
“Are Sarah and Dubem having a thing
“Sarah say yes”
“Dubem says no”
“So does the thing they have exist or i depends on who i ask”
“damb thats a Schrödinger's situationship
by Lord_dubious on twitter March 12, 2020
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Schrodinger's Transphobe

When you offend a Transgender by calling them the correct pronouns when they haven't come out of the closet yet, but calling them their old pronouns would be misgendering them.
Person 1: Hey! Evelyn, right?
Person 2: Yo, don't say that out loud. I haven't told everyone else yet.
Person 1: So... it's Evan?
Person 2: No, don't be transphobic, I am no longer that gender.

Person 1 (Later): They were offended in both ways. I call it Schrodinger's Transphobe.
by Sagnag May 23, 2021
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Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.
Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.
by Billy November 1, 2019
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