Schpecumarfed

When you've shit peed cummed and barfed in the past.

I Schpecumarfed yesterday.

by Zeloaf May 7, 2021

the sconey

The Sconey is my awesome sister who sometimes goes postal on people. She also possesses superhuman strength

"The Sconey swung her mighty fists at the evil witch knocking her to the ground then did her "Sconey" war cry

by Dr linguist June 9, 2014

Sconer

A person with no pubic hair.

Look at him, he's got no pubes he's a Scone! then chant 'Sconer, Sconer!

by Wazzle December 9, 2009

getting your beans scooped out

When clumps of feces, sometimes bean shaped, cling to the male's penis during anal sex.

What are you doing tonight girl?

I'm going to let my boyfriend put it in my butt.

You're getting your beans scooped out? Girl, you nasty!

by McFunkerson December 5, 2012

the scone

to perform "the scone" you have to roast a pig while having a spot of tea and crumpets on her back

guy 1 "dude last night i was givin the scone to this slut when i spilt the tea and burned my hand"

by the Trogg March 3, 2008

schpeale

someone's repeated talk. mainly BS

He's saying his schpeale again. He's on about his shpeale again.

by alexv September 4, 2006

scooped

To be extremely intoxicated. Originating from the Cambusbarron area of Scotland.

"Whit, a wiz fuckin scooped last nite likes, dropped ma phone dug shite then whitied."

by smik2 January 24, 2009