To get so drunk that you fall face first and pass out. The fall results in your pants falling down around your ankles exposing your bare ass to the world.
Larry: Man I got fucked up last night.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
John: Nice! How fucked up you Get?
Larry: Man I got completely scootered and woke up on my front lawn with a bottle rocket in my ass.
by Betrayal Inc. June 6, 2018
Get the Scooteredmug. by LilWolfieWolf December 29, 2018
Get the Scootermug. I went out with Scott last night and he SCOOTERED me with that Rope.
Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!
Man what happen last night
Dude you got SCOOTERED!
by Chickhead January 1, 2020
Get the SCOOTEREDmug. (Noun) A female (in some rare cases there can be male ones) who commits to a scooter greaser’s way of living. Also known as a side bitch or side hoe. Typically called on when true wife/spouse, gf/bf or significant other is gone or busy.
by Seamon-ster July 16, 2018
Get the Side Scootermug. 
When they existed they tried to take over the humans, they were used by humans and they didn't drive on the right side, they just drove on one side and never used the zebra crossing even though if you walk on the road it's jaywalking but the police don't stop them, so if you drive they will bump into you always
man: driving
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"
Asshole: bumps into car with E scooter
Asshole "sorry!"
Man: "it's okay..."
man (thinking): "dude, fuck you!"
by Luvs2spewge February 23, 2022
Get the E scootermug. by Safaribro August 24, 2023
Get the Scootermug.