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by #knowitall February 17, 2026
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Safe edgy

Phrase coined in late 2022 to describe people who think they are cool for joking about "taboo" topics when in reality, those topics are not really taboo and they themselves get angry over people making actual jokes about taboo topics. In a nutshell, they:

>Have a soystache and a receding hairline most likely

>Are either on reddit or discord
>Watch either Hasan or Moistcritikal
>Think that Smiling friends and Bojack horseman are the most edgy shows to ever exist
>"Eat the rich"
>Worship Sanders and Cortez
>Probably owns a "do not tread on me" flag, but with the trans colors
>Will only joke about white people, specifically English, French, and Italian people
>Will not dare to make fun of people who's skin color is darker than a paper lunch bag though
>Will also make fun of Israel, but only because of "Zionism" and for them being "white" (even though they are arguably not). Making fun of them for being Jewish will make them spaz out
>Will only make fun of right wingers
>Will always make fun of Kirk, but making fun of Good and Pretti makes them spaz out
>"Yeah, I like to read banned books" and then those books turn out to be not banned at all
>"Christianity is a cult"
>Will always reposts gi robot
>"World war 2 soldiers were the original antifa"
>"My favorite fictional character would beat up an ice agent"
"His humor is safe edgy. He thinks the stuff he makes fun of is taboo when it is not."
by Safe edgy March 15, 2026
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safe space

A distant corner of the galaxy where various strange alien lifeforms take refuge to escape the marginalisation they routinely experience from Roscosmos (under Putin) and NASA (under Trump, a Putin toady).

The atmosphere, or whatever little of it exists in safe space, tends to be a cross between 10 Forward of Star Trek and the Cantina from Star Wars. On a busy night, expect to encounter at least five or six genders and a wide array of alien lifeforms.
The few available expanses of safe space in this galaxy are getting crowded as interplanetary travellers are being increasingly marginalised as "illegal aliens". If it isn't Martians feeling alienated by the Mercury Theatre of the Air and their War of the Worlds, it's Mercury or Saturn experiencing depression as Trump proclaims "we don't need their cars". And then there are the attempts to police the gender of life forms on other planets, based largely on asinine self-help books where authors from ersatz second-rate colleges philosophise with daft theories that men are from Mars or women from Venus.

Eventually it gets wearisome, leading oppressed and marginalised planets to take refuge in whatever safe space the universe offers. In an ideal series of worlds, this would not be necessary, but the situation is light-years away from full respect for diversity, equity and inclusion for interplanetary voyagers, leaving the safe space an unfortunate necessity.
by bitchuck June 24, 2025
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Keep you safe

"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".
"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."

"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."

"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
by RayBidd February 9, 2022
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Not Safe For Work

What Urban Dictionary would be if every definition had a picture with it.
I can't even search up the number 70 without it being not safe for work!
by xxxman360 May 31, 2018
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Sniff Safe

1. Any form of a downer kept for the emergency of a bad comedown from cocaine.
2. A fail safe against the comedown off cocaine.
Guy: Chop me out another railski babe, I feel like shit.
Girl: Were all out!
Guy: Thats cool I got a sniff safe, theres a bottle of Zanex and a case of Coors Light downstairs
by Brohan Sebastian Bach March 15, 2011
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keep yourself safe

people say this in order to inform someone to "kill them selves" without receiving any consequences from using the harsh term since both phrases are long for "KYS"
"bro this is to easy you're so shit"
"keep yourself safe dude"
by DodgyJuke June 27, 2018
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