Ryan

Coomer, Sex fiend, typically very short and obsessed with sex and masturbation, despite their height they are somehow still able to get a girlfriend/sexmate. Will engage in homosexual activity despite being straight.

I was talking to Ryan earlier and as usual he was talking about how much he masturbated last night

Ryan by coomedinurmom February 9, 2020

Ryan

Ryan's are cool but will never be as cool as Michael

That Ryan wants to be like Michael so bad!!!

Ryan by pseudoef December 9, 2019

Ryan

Someone who complains about the new Star Wars trilogy (because it will never live up to the original movies)

I just watched a video of a Ryan complaining about the new Star Wars movie.

Ryan by Trandoshan daddy January 5, 2020

Ryan

Ryan is a cheerful and positive person.

He is also a sweet guy. He spreads his positivity to anyone he meets. He tends to workout quite often. He possesses the qualities of a calm person but is dangerous to be around when angered.

Ryan puts his friends before himself. He also has a particular taste in music. He values his significant other immensely. He can be portrayed as quite the comedian. His jokes are bound to make you laugh.

“Why are you so jolly today?”

“I met Ryan on the way.”

Ryan by popgoestheweaselbambam January 11, 2020

Ryan

a cute, funny and talented boy with so much potential and happiness! he can light up any room with his smile. his talent is never-ending. sometimes he can be a bit creepy though...

person: who's that adorable boy talking to the crowd?
person 2: that's Ryan of course!

Ryan by jennaryanlove November 26, 2019

Ryan

A ginger kid who is freckled as fuck

His dad has an obtuse angle nose

He should stop

Hey ryan your dads fat nose LOL

Ryan by Madeline mccan basement owner February 16, 2020

Ryan

Coward

Kid: how to you spell Ryan?
Mom: C-O-W-A-R-D

Ryan by Definitely not an ASMRtist February 18, 2020