Rusty Sooj

A dingleberry that you try to pick out, that is still relatively fresh, that leaves residue on your fingers, in which you do wash off, causing it to crust up all over your finger.

Last night when I was in bed I picked at by dingleberry and it turned into a Rusty Sooj because I was too lazy to wash it off.

by Salty Spitoon January 14, 2015

rusty washer

When you are having anal sex, aka butt sex and get poo dick, then put it in her vagina, in a circular motion like a washing machine to get it clean.

Gross, I got poo on mah dick! I better give this bitch a rusty washer to clean that shit off.

by TheOriginalDirtyD March 30, 2015

Rusty Crowe

When you have butt sex and you cum on your partner's face. Whilst you are cumming, you draw crow's feet on your partner's face with your penis with the poo.

Dude, I totally did a rusty crowe last night.

by Happy Birthday Russell February 22, 2011

Rusty Pele

When you save up your shit and mold it into a ball. Then you launch it at a girls face during intercourse and yell out GOAL!!!

Suzy felt like a champion after she got her rusty pele.

by Josh Ramirez February 22, 2008

rusty eggs

The act of squeezing your balls tight and forcing entry into somebody’s butthole, then you pull them back out, and quickly drop your poopy bag in their mouth.

“Damn it Keith, wash your face after you eat rusty eggs I’m sick of you coming to work with Paul’s ballshit all over your face”.

by TwiztedSnowman December 27, 2019

Rusty Shank

A dirty, male penis. The male with a Rusty Shank has sex with multiple partners, generally over the course of a day, and stabs that knob in any hole he can penetrate. The hallmark of the Rusty Shank is neglecting to wash the genitals in between sexual encounters.

After banging his secretary at the office, Roger left and picked up a prostitute for a quick $10 anal. He then went home to his wife and fed her a Rusty Shank while watching Netflix.

by Eaton Holgoode December 7, 2015

rusty trombone

The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the testicles to manually administer quick up and down motions to the penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then customary for the female to then give a quick blow into the anus for good luck, the lips blowing into the anus sounds very similar to a trombones sweet melody. This was introduced to the Americas in the late 50's.

While receiving a rusty trombone I lost control of my bowels.

by JAZ October 14, 2004