Fire River

A painful urination, likely caused a Sexually Transmitted Disease.

Oh man, I just peed a fire river!

by MasterOfOrion March 26, 2013

River Gorilla

A drunk, unattractive, usually rather large female found floating down a river relentlessly searching for a mate, free beer, free food, and/or free cigarettes.

First discovered on the Comal River in New Braunfels, TX; River Gorillas have been sighted on rivers all across the US.

Close relative of the Swamp Donkey.

Greg tied a Keystone smothered in pork grease to his fishing pole in hopes of catching himself a River Gorilla.

by dongkeeekong April 5, 2009

River Paki

A derogatory way to describe a Bangladeshi, as they are basically just like Pakistan but eat an ocean's worth of fish compared to Pakistanis.

Person 1: "Look that brown kid eats bare fish curry"
Person 2: "Yh, he's a river paki"

by Mastrourban June 17, 2022

river ball

The act of pissing in a bowling ball

I drank too much at that party and ended up pulling a river ball right in front of stacy's mom

by 666 party with the devil bitch March 31, 2015

River Scott

Big sex vegan man

Person 1: Ayy bro, you gonna start dieting?
Person 2: Yeah dude, I'm on that River Scott

by lil black guy May 2, 2019

River Phoenix

River Phoenix an attractive beautiful and multitalented person with blue eyes and a huge compassionate heart and soul too pure for the world, with equally gorgeous blue eyes and a smile that'll melt your heart.
a person with very good advice to give and is always willing to land to a hand, and always loves helping out with people, and an huge animal lover and a best friend.

" God you act like a river phoenix!"

"you look like a river phoenix!"

by Ness_J_Quin April 1, 2019

Rivers Cuomo

1. My idol
2. Very cool looking guy who plays a "stickered" strat copy.
3. Skinny

How the hell could Rivers Cuomo be fat when he is a sickly guy that had asthma as a child!?

by Sam Nelson November 8, 2003