A game less popular in England than Football, but more popular in 3rd world countries like Wales, who cant football. (and when i say football i mean FOOTBALL, in its original sense... not in its queer arse American sense)
by 4bseh October 8, 2004
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A bizzare sport played with a ball shaped like an egg that bounces oddly.
Created after some guy was so rubbish at football he picked it up and ran with it at private Rugby School, England, also known as Toff's Palace. Also known as 'the Darkest day in Sport' ever.
The idea of Rugby is to run the egg over the tryline of the opposing team. Alternative points can be scored by kicking the egg between two goalposts (H-shaped) at the ends of the rectangular pitch.
NB: Rugby is a terrible sport. The reasons why follow:
- Is the only sport I know that actually ENCOURAGES you to fall on another man's rear
- The ball is the wrong shape
- Played by snobs who call it 'rugger'
- People pretend its an international sport when really only '6 nations' (4 of which are currently or where part of Great Britain) can be arsed to turn up in the whole of Europe (even San Marino cobble together a team for football, 16 countries make up the European Championships in football) and the only other countries who care about rugby are in the Commonwealth - Great Britain owns them!
- Has two forms to disgrace our TV screens with - Union and League
- You can kick the egg out of play for your benefit (?)
- Anyone under 6'0" can't really get involved
Overall, rugby is crap. England are current world champions beating mighty forces in world sport such as Georgia and Romania to the final. A game for closet homosexuals who like to feel men up when in a scrum.
Play proper sports that are truly international like golf, tennis and football. Ditch the ugly blot of 'sport' that is rugby.
A bizzare sport played with a ball shaped like an egg that bounces oddly.
Created after some guy was so rubbish at football he picked it up and ran with it at private Rugby School, England, also known as Toff's Palace. Also known as 'the Darkest day in Sport' ever.
The idea of Rugby is to run the egg over the tryline of the opposing team. Alternative points can be scored by kicking the egg between two goalposts (H-shaped) at the ends of the rectangular pitch.
NB: Rugby is a terrible sport. The reasons why follow:
- Is the only sport I know that actually ENCOURAGES you to fall on another man's rear
- The ball is the wrong shape
- Played by snobs who call it 'rugger'
- People pretend its an international sport when really only '6 nations' (4 of which are currently or where part of Great Britain) can be arsed to turn up in the whole of Europe (even San Marino cobble together a team for football, 16 countries make up the European Championships in football) and the only other countries who care about rugby are in the Commonwealth - Great Britain owns them!
- Has two forms to disgrace our TV screens with - Union and League
- You can kick the egg out of play for your benefit (?)
- Anyone under 6'0" can't really get involved
Overall, rugby is crap. England are current world champions beating mighty forces in world sport such as Georgia and Romania to the final. A game for closet homosexuals who like to feel men up when in a scrum.
Play proper sports that are truly international like golf, tennis and football. Ditch the ugly blot of 'sport' that is rugby.
For God's sake ... Grandstand have Rugby on all day again. Turn on Soccer Saturday - a proper sport everyone cares about!
by Oxford Lad June 10, 2005
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Pronounced with a rolling 'R' rigsby refers to the lacing of an alcoholic beverage with a strong spirit or liqueur, unbeknown to the drink's owner, in an effort to get them excessively inebriated on the night of their birthday festivities. Originates from the word 'rigged'.
by The Rigmeister May 1, 2011
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Get the Rugby mug.Hardest toughest group of high school rugby players who beat the shit out of anybody who gets in the way of a tri. They destroy all opposition and the get all the pussy. not like the NT Jacks <see Cock Suckers>
yo you fucked that dude up then fucked his girl sister grandma and ma you went straight NT Rugby Club on dey asses
by J Russell January 14, 2009
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A sport where real skills count.
A sport where it involves kicking skill, passing skills, a good brain and strength.
A sport where it can't be compared to any other sport
when soccer players say it's a sport without any skills, why dont you try to run for 80 minutes tackling people and running with only mouth guards on
and american football is just for dumb fuckers i guess
fuck off football players who say 'try running for 90 minutes with only shin pads guarding you'
we only have mouth guards
A sport where real skills count.
A sport where it involves kicking skill, passing skills, a good brain and strength.
A sport where it can't be compared to any other sport
when soccer players say it's a sport without any skills, why dont you try to run for 80 minutes tackling people and running with only mouth guards on
and american football is just for dumb fuckers i guess
fuck off football players who say 'try running for 90 minutes with only shin pads guarding you'
we only have mouth guards
Hey, is rugby a good sport?
fuck off, isn't it obvious you pussy cunt? get off your ass and play some ball
fuck off, isn't it obvious you pussy cunt? get off your ass and play some ball
by playrugbyyouweakcunts December 17, 2012
Get the rugby mug.Best team in Leicestershire - we dont train and we still beat JCC B team, who play every week, awesome set of guys.
by Dan S April 23, 2005
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