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Dirty Rigby 

A dirty Rigby is when a man makes a dildo out of pottery and gets his partner to shove it in every hole, including his belly button.
“Dude my stomach is so sore, last night me and the Mrs did a dirty Rigby”

rugby dick 

Rugby dick occurs due to extreme cold or by ur dicks "6th sense" detecting possible injury to come while playing any outdoor sport in the cold. You have achieved "rugby dick" when your dick shrinks to the size of one of your testicles, or when you are able to piss on your own balls. This can also be used as an excuse for having a tiny cock in the locker room.
Fraser: "Woahh, watch where you're swingin that cashew nut!"

Allan: "It's cold out there gimme a break"

Fraser: "Aaah, got a bit of rugby dick going on I see, no worries, I won't judge you on your size"

rugby douche 

A rugby-playing, self-centered, whore-dating asshole. One step above longboarding douche and two steps above football douche. Usually enjoy getting belligerent at parties and bragging loudly about their crazy drug trips (that probably didn't happen) in the hallways at school. Generally hated by everyone except themselves.
"dude why is that girl crying in the hall?"

"some rugby douche just dumped her because their dates were using up his weed money"

"what a douche..."

"no bro. What a RUGBY douche."
rugby douche by Your ex girlfriend October 24, 2011

Rugby dysmorphia 

Rugby dysmorphia is a mental disorder characterized by the obsessive idea that a rugby player thinks they're twice as broad as they are.
Rugby player: "Wow I really must say, I have quite a strong and broad physique".

Me: "No mate you're actually a pure little weasel. You simply have rugby dysmorphia".
Rugby dysmorphia by king mick April 19, 2018

International Riggy day 

July 30th is International Riggy day, made for a comment on @DannoDraws' video.
"Yo today is international Riggy day"
"cool!1!"

Beat Zeph and Rigb day! 

the day on september 28th you can beat rigb and zeph as much as you want!
Joe: its september 28th!
Rigb: no
Joe: its Beat Zeph and Rigb Day! you know what that means
Zeph: NO
Joe: beats rigb and zeph*