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rectal cavemen

Definition 1: The rectal cavemen work effortlessly through the night to make sure ur arse is free of klingons to ensure that dangleberries do not occur.

Definition 2: Sifting through ur buttox clearing a smooth passage way to ur anal glands thats the rectal cavemens main objective.
"i woke up this morning and it seems the rectal cavemen have been working overtime"

"seems the rectal cavemen have left me with a severely nippy ring this morning or should i say sting ring"
by J. Edmund H January 30, 2010
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Rectal reflux

When a proto-fart gets sucked back up through the digestive track eventually exiting the mouth as a belch while tasting and smelling like shit.
"Gaviscon® is the brand most recommended by doctors to combat rectal reflux"
by Crappy Chris March 26, 2010
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recarded

Being of mental defect ,plain ignorance, or stupidity. Originating in a popular pokemon stream, it was a misspelling of "retarded" that became common.
With all these newfags, things just got fucking recarded.
by Elechode July 11, 2010
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Recart

Decorating a cart. Formerly used between hobos when they communicate.

Kids and teens are starting to recart too, but not as often as hobos because they actually have a life.

..OWNED.
Yo G-man we should totally recart that cart man.
by ThiingTwo September 28, 2011
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Recter

Another "Surfer" word that means rad or awesome.
"Yo dude the way you shredded that wave was totally Recter!"
by Suuhdude June 12, 2016
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rectal wort

noun :A person who is so low on the intelligence meter or so annoying they only qualify as a rectal wart.
used in testicle shitting rectal wort
Man1: "You're such a rectal wort"
Man2: "what's a rectal wort?"
Man1:"it means you're stupid!"
Man2: "What does stupid mean?"
Man1: "Jesus Christ your dumb"
Man2: "huh?"
Man1 : *walks out losing faith in humanity
by Braybray54321 March 9, 2017
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Rectal Pupil Optomy

The only known treatment for condition known as cranial rectitis which involves removing the head from the rectum to cure the shitty outlook caused by this malady.
Sara told Bob if he doesn't clear up his shity attitude she will request that Bob's doctor perform a rectal pupil optomy on him.
by K-Krunk November 5, 2017
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