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The greatest and most powerful weapon in the multiverse, capable of wiping out an quintillions of ymas in seconds
Hey Brendan did you hear that billy, yeah that really cool one in year 9. So apparently he absolutely annihilated that yma girl with his patented Billy’s anti-yma extra ultra magnum quantum laser death ray pulveriser of awsomeness
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Quantus theory

The concept that it's much better to emigrate to Australia than live in a tired and rather shabby looking United Kingdom. The theory sounds great, but is complicated by the Drongo Uncertainty Principle, in which you either live in Australia but realise it's not as great as you thought it would be (which usually occurs when the deadly finger-web spider bites you on the funnel) OR you're in the UK, it's cold, wet, and dismal, and you've just been mugged for your mobile phone, and so you dream of an idyllic life in the sun playing with large friendly marsupials (known as 'Ozzies').
In the UK:
Gerald: 'That damned Johnny in the hooded top just beat me up and took my phone!'
Edward: 'Ahhhh! Playing with the Ozzies in the balmy climes of Australia would be so much better!'
Gerald: Hmmmm! Quantus theory!'
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Simultaneously in Australia:
Tadger: 'Bollocks mate! I just got bit on the funnel by a finger-web spider!'
Johnno: 'No wucking furries mate, we'll move to England.'
Tadger: 'Rack off! That's just Quantus theory!'
by Pedrosa von Beagle August 7, 2006
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Quantumbobulated

This test quantumbobulated me.
by Jimbo43213 November 2, 2023
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Quantumsexual

Someone whose sexuality and/or fetishes fluctuate rapidly, changing seemingly at random, and aren't fixed unless directly observed.

A bastardized version of the Uncertainty Principle and Observer Effect of Quantum Mechanics, Applied to ones Sexuality.
That bitch was into BDSM and guys one minute, and hated them the next. Whats up with that? She is totally Quantumsexual.
by 090876510bna November 2, 2014
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QuantumTV

An insane person who files false copyright strikes over and over again.
"QuantumTV is insane and needs to be put in his place, that place being a dumpster"
by WeeMentalJo April 26, 2022
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Quantumnuity

the undeviating existence or operation of infinitesimal particles, and objects in space-time, such as wormholes or the “God particle”
Dude that caused a paradigm shift in the quantumnuity, and now the whole universe is unstable!
by ShweetRam February 20, 2015
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