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President Putin

"Now I want to hand it over to the President of Ukraine...who has as much courage as he has determination, ladies and gentlemen, President Putin!"
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Putin

An angry bat who had a hissy fit for a bullshit reason
Me: hey putin
Putin: what
Me: putin deez nuts in yo mouth
by ReptileBaby April 25, 2022
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Putin

Sitting at the end of a very long table talking to someone sitting at the other end, usually with candelabra in the middle.
I saw you at a restaurant the other day doing a Putin.
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putin

po͞o-tin
noun
A short irritating throbbing red turgid pustule full of pus usually found near the opening of the rectum, that if not popped will spread to other parts of the body, causing painful eruptions. Common in areas with poor hygiene and primitive dictatorships.
Years of drunken late night Tinder dating had left a series of festering putin in the shape of an "A".
by Einar137 September 16, 2023
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Putin's favorite congressman

Russia's nickname for Dana Rohrabacher
Putin's favorite congressman made Jordan Thomas Cooper his first African-American speechwriter for his district. They both were speechwriters for public figures.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2022
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Putin

A prolapsed anus resulting from a male not being able to perfom sexually followed by the female pegging the male in retribution.
Johnny got Debbies hopes up and then couldn't perform so Debbiebgave him a Putin
by Derp Derpersonski March 17, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

A bald Russian who wants to invade Ukraine for no apparent reason, also an all-time Judo champion and fights bears in his spare time.
Guy 1: Vladimir Putin is daddy!!
Guy 2: Go die in a ditch.
by JakeTheDictionary October 15, 2022
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