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pump upedness

The total energy and sleep discouragement induced by said drink. If it makes you wild it has a high level of pump upedness.
*drinks an energy drink with high pump upedness*

Mmmmm... I feel very pumped up. I feel wild. I feel like I can do anything now. Woo hoo! This drink is my favourite, because it has high pump upedness.
by Keael September 21, 2005
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Pumpfake

Pumpfake/Pumpfaked/Pumpfaking: When someone says they will do something or go somewhere but doesn't; Going back on one's word; Renig;
My homie said he would meet me out here but then "pumpfaked" at the last minute when his baby moms called.
by AJ The Klassic August 20, 2011
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pump

A slang term commonly used amongst Bodybuilders to refer to the feeling in which blood is 'pumped' into the muscle for support during overload causing it to expand in size and becoming tight, thus being 'pumped' up.

Famously compared to cumming by Arnold Schwarzenegger in the classic Bodybuilding documentry "Pumping Iron".
The most satifying feeling you can get in the gym is the pump. Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing in to your muscles and that's what we call the pump. Your muscles get a really tight feeling like your skin is going to explode any minute and its really tight and its like someone is blowing air into your muscle and it just blows up and it feels different, it feels fantastic. Its as satifying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming.
by Roger Simmons January 3, 2006
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pump n run

When you pump gasoline and leave without paying for it.
I need some gas but I'm broke...Let's pull a pump n run.
by kreecher August 16, 2003
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Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.
Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.
by Poon5150 August 27, 2013
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pump the chemical toilet

When one has sexual intercourse with a less than desirable looking female, usually a 'sex worker' aka whore.

Origin: Family Guy
Quagmire (with a trashy girl on his arm): Hang around little guy, I'll be back later (he winks).
Stewie: Oh very well. I suppose I'll go and pump the chemical toilet. (Eyes the trashy girl.) apparently, you're about to do the same.
by thatonedudebro March 11, 2016
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pumpin pie

Like in the movie American Pie. The BDSM version includes whipped cream.
Bobo, get your dick out of the pumpin pie!
by HumaneAnimal October 20, 2017
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