Pseudofed

The crappy, less-effective decongestants sold over-the-counter that don't require your personal I.D. to enter into the DEA database.

I ran out of Zyrtec-D, but I can't legally buy any until Thursday. Until then, I guess I'll just have to make due with some Pseudofed.

by Mick See February 14, 2012

Pseudo-Emotional Relationship

A relationship relying on a media which cannot convey emotion; rather, inspire emotional responses based solely on the interpretation of the recipient which, being constructed almost entirely from their own idealistic expectations, often proves to be falsely based. Commonly found in "catfish" cases (see Catfish).

I've been talking to Amy and we're completely in love with each other. I've only ever spoken to her on facebook, and she says she doesn't have a webcam, but I love her with all my heart and I want to marry her.

- Since the only medium in which any contact has been made is just text-based, any emotions are created by the recipient, not the proposer. Hence, the emotion is not actually consistent between both parties, resulting in a pseudo-emotional relationship.

by myrightnut May 7, 2015

pseudo-intellectual

Someone who tries way too hard to be smart by presenting false facts that they got from the first result they Googled/YouTubed and bragging way too much about how smart they are. Many pseudo-intellectuals also use terms like "woke", "red-pilled", "sheep/sheeple", and "third-eye" and also think that doing LSD and Coke makes them a genius. Will often go against popular opinions/ideas (which isn't necessarily a bad thing) but will do so without any reason other than wanting to stand out. Looks down on everyone who isn't them or who doesn't fall for their bullshit. Very insecure. See: Conspiracy Theorist & Narcissist.

Guy #1: I'm wise beyond my years man, I'm only 18 and I know everything about religion, politics, business, and life.
Guy #2: *thinks "Wow, what a fucking douche-bag."* Uh, good for you I guess. Kinda odd to say you're wise beyond your years but okay.
Guy#1: Its true, by the end of this year I'll be a millionaire and I'll laugh at everyone wasting their time at bullshit jobs. I opened my third-eye and became red-pilled as fuck from doing acid so many times.
Guy #2 and Everyone else he says this bullshit to: Yeah....okay bud. *thinking "This guy's annoying Jesus Christ".*

The pseudo-intellectual is a strange breed, most people can recognize one a mile-away but some people fall for their bullshit because some are very charming.

by Gar-Gar Binks November 4, 2018

pseudointellectual fuck

A person who tries to inject themselves into conversations where they think they have relevant knowledge and impress those around them with aforementioned knowledge. These people are inevitably proven to be morons by those around them with more than a quarter of a brain. When ignored they usually go away, calling them on their bullshit is another route to dismiss the PIF.

Matt: "That Andrew tried to lecture me again about the Philosophy of Plato."

Phil: "Yeah that guy is a pseudointellectual fuck. If old faithful spewed steaming nonsense instead of water it would be called Andrew."

by the antiPIF February 4, 2010

psuedo-lesbian

1. fake lesbian 2. a person with lesbionic tendencies that is not a lesbian

She could totally pass with that psuedo-lesbian vernacular, except that she's hot for dick.

by lala333 May 7, 2008

pseudo-incumbent

An "elected" official who is running for office again.

If Bush had been elected in 2000, he would be the incumbent. As he is putatively accepted to have won, he is the pseudo-incumbent

by ziggurat September 20, 2004

pseudo-pedophile

a person who is into boys/girls who are over 18 but appear to be underage.

Jacob always goes for those young looking girls. I think he may be a pseudo-pedophile.

by Atredes64615 November 10, 2013