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Property Porn

The process of looking at someone else's pimped out house or property listed for sale, that you have no chance of ever being able to afford
Wooo shit! Scope that crib, this is like watching Property Porn.
by catastrophic82 August 4, 2010
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proper bo

something that is very good/exciting/fun/cool. invented by none other than the 'real' craige david.
"thats proper bo i tell thee" - craige david
"mmmmmmmmmm hmmm mmmmmm mmmm SHARON!"
by craig david June 24, 2003
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Private Property

Private property is basically the stuff you, and only you, own but do not participate in using yourself though you get whatever benefit that stuff contributes to. For example, a factory is the private property of a factory owner, though the factory owner (boss) doesn't actually work within the factory and instead hires people (wage laborers) to work in the factory producing stuff, though the boss collects whatever profit the workers in the factory produce.

It is also know as "impersonal property" and is considered the defining part of capitalism. Anarchists (most notably P.J. Proudhon) and communists contrast private property with personal property, personal property being things like the house you live in, your bed, your guitar, your computer, your shoes, etc. which you are actively using for yourself and thus have the right to exclude others. Private property on the other hand creates an illegitimate authority and, according to them, must be abolished.
My boss operates an apple orchard on acres and acres of private property he inherited from his parents and hires us to harvest all the apples for him, and while he makes a great deal of money off the apples he pays those of us who actually pick the fruit $6 an hour, but he's able to because he owns the orchard.
by ConservatismSucks June 14, 2010
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Proper Fitted

Something which has reached the next level of positive status. Many things can be good, great, awesome, amazing. Only somethings can be "Proper Fitted".

The word originates from Fitted hats. These fitted hats make the wearer look good because they are properly fitted. In other words they make the wearer look Proper Fitted.
Bob: Look at that ass!
Joe: Proper fitted!

Bob: I just found $50.
Joe: Proper fitted!

Bob: Get the fuck away from me bitch!
Jill: Okay.
Bob: Proper fitted!
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Property Baron

Gender-neutral term for "landlord" or "landlady."
"Damn, bro ... you got an eviction notice from your property baron? That's wiggity-wack!"
by Dick CashOne October 5, 2016
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proper english

To perform cunnilingus, especially in an exceptionally skillful manner.
"He taught me proper english last night."
by Jay Emme May 25, 2006
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Property

another slang name for a black person. Like back in the day when they were property and not people
where the hell did my property go?....oh he was hiding in the dark
by backwards turned around March 24, 2010
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