Porno Pig

A porno pig is a guy that is addicted to porn and cant stop watching it this type of person usually watches it everyday and this person has a lot of x-rated videos at home .Most of the time this type of guys is single and cant get a girlfriend and he is very lazy and out of shape .

GET UP AND DO SOMETHING AND STOP WATCHING PORN JOHN YOUR SUCH A PORNO PIG !

No wonder you don't have a girlfriend you nothing but a disgusting porno pig !

by DynamiteDonkey July 22, 2011

scary porno dick

The extremely large, scary anaconda penises that you see in porno videos

Holy shit! His junk is huge, no not just huge, but like scary porno dick big! I would not want to mess with that trouser snake.

by rosiedarling April 25, 2011

sequim (pronounced Skwim)

Female ejaculate or "Lady Nut".

aftrer we finished doing our thing last night my face was covered in sequim (pronounced Skwim)

by maroon suede November 24, 2010

poonology

The study of poon.

We got to look at poon in poonology today.

by Ryoko December 25, 2002

pronounly ambiguous

Sentences or statements that contain an excessive use of pronouns with no antecedents. So much so that the statements become profoundly confusing, or 'pronounly ambigous'--leaving the audience without a clue as to whom the speaker is referring.

"He said she and he were going to the store with her and her friend" God, could Steve be any more pronounly ambiguous in his texts?

by expi March 25, 2010

poonocchio

Someone who is shit at lying

John's version of event's was totally unbelievable, he is such a poonocchio

by affleck April 30, 2009

Phonograph

A vertical photograph taken by an amateur cell phone photographer when clearly the photograph should've been taken horizontally.

You didn't turn your phone sideways when taking that sunset phonograph.

by Paul Hamus April 6, 2015