THE Promise

The promise is a way of saying that you want both sides in a relationship to promise to marry eachother, this promise can not be broken under any circumstance
THE Promise being proposed to the woman

Man- I want to promise
Woman- me too, lets do it
by David 1:18 March 25, 2023
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Tara Promise

The act of promising something that you know you'll never do.
(Usually avoided by being too tired, or forgetting)
Tara:
Hey, if you do this for me...i promise we can have sex tonight!

Me:
Yeah right...its probably a tara promise.
by Joshwa7 July 13, 2019
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Welsch promise

Old Welsch custom of giving a gift of food with one serving missing.
The “Promise” of the gesture was that this gift would not be given if it were not at least good enough for the person giving the gift. The missing serving was presumed to be used to confirm the quality of the item and evaluate possible improvements.
The custom is thought to have originated in the mid-seventeenth century.
We did not understand why our Thanksgiving turkey only had one wing until my grandfather explained the custom of the Welsch promise, and it’s purpose of honoring his guests.
by Juan Moore Beer October 19, 2023
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Promise ain’t getting comm

Some weird black annoying 17 year old discordian thinking she’s getting comm sometime soon
“Promise ain’t getting comm” who is that female anyways
by Kharomani June 14, 2022
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forever promise

A promise that is made to be kept forever. No matter what the promise will never be broken. It is used for people who have trust issues and people who are simps for their girl/boyfriend. Never think someone is lying when they said forever promise.
Preston ~ I love you. * said to his wife Kristen*
Kristen ~ I love you too baby.

Preston ~ Promise🥺
Kristen ~ Forever promise baby.
by SniperGod522 January 19, 2021
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Scottish promise

An ancient custom of serving guests an offering of food with a portion removed.

The custom served dual purposes. Symbolically, it was meant to indicate that nothing would be offered which was not equal to the servers own.
Practically, it allowed for a taste test to gauge the quality of the ingredients and preparation.
Our host explained that the pie was missing a piece to show that the house tested the pie to confirm it was good enough for you, which is the Scottish promise.
by Juan Moore Beer July 16, 2024
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Promise brand

A discontinued brand of butter.
Unfortunately the Promise brand has been discontinued. We were happy to have been a part of your family meals over the years and hope that you consider continuing the mealtime tradition with I Can’t Believe It’s Not Butter Original which has been certified by the American Heart Association’s® (AHA) Heart-Check Food Certification Program.
by Wendysfg June 25, 2023
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