GPT programmer

A person who claims they are a programmer, but is just somebody who copies things from ChatGPT and wants to feel like they actually did something

James: Look! I made this program!

Ms. Anon: Splendid! How did you make it?
James: Well, first I asked ChatGP-
Ms. Anon: We do not tolerate GPT programmers in this class!

by uwu x3 nuzzles on you January 3, 2025

Meatball Programming

"Meatball Programming" is to programming what "Meatball Surgery" was to surgery on the TV series M*A*S*H, which ran from 1972 to 1983.

It is a hasty, ad-hoc approach to coding in which quick fixes are implemented without proper planning, documentation, testing, or regard for long-term system stability. These fixes are pushed up to the Live environment in record time, and they are focused solely on immediate problem resolution.

Our website is down again. The boys in the back room are doing some meatball programming to get it working again before we piss off even more users.

by Oil City April 2, 2025

Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.

Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an E in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!

by Emotional Cruiser July 15, 2025

Mobile Programming

The art of creating applications for mobile devices, which can seem straightforward but often leads to confusion and frustration—especially for those who score an F, like I did, when faced with the intricacies of different platforms and coding languages.

Mobile Programming sounded fun until I got an F in the course; it turns out that juggling APIs, frameworks, and debugging is a lot harder than it seems!

by Emotional Cruiser September 1, 2025

Gold Star Program

It's sex for good grades; Teacher and student

Mr.Levi Can I sign up for the Gold Star Program?

Oh Stacy... Sure

by BigPapi57105 May 10, 2016

third party programs

"third party program" is a word for hacking in a computergame

i used third party programs in a game

by byMaestro March 8, 2017

YouTube Partnership Program

The YouTube Partnership Program is an opportunity for YouTube users that, after surpassing a certain amount of subscribers and views, allows the user to profit off of advertising revenue and paid promotions. However, it was also mischievously designed to fuck over smaller channels that have not yet met their requirements to be eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program by cockweeds that only care about the product first and creativity second.

There are rumors that, long ago, the YouTube website actually rewarded creativity and originality. No complicated algorithms based on watch time and upload frequency that only seem to be programmed to benefit the advertisers that give YouTube money. No Paul brothers or RiceGums to plague the platform due to how these ridiculous algorithms work. No random users playing a monetization lottery and sometimes getting several videos deleted or even their entire channel suspended. Just a site of pure, wild fun for the world to enjoy and share.

But in any case, this is what we have now. Thanks.

Friend: "Hey, I heard you're eligible for the YouTube Partnership Program! That's awesome!"
User: "Actually, those regulations were just changed. Guess I'll have to post hundreds of vlogs and diss tracks to even stand a chance now."

by ARGUS_SBB January 22, 2018