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Zimbabwe Piston

you lay across two chairs then someone below you sticks a penis up your ass then you stick your penis on a person on top of you's ass. You must maintain constant insurtion, thus making it look like a piston of a car.
Last night George, Steve and I got two chairs and decided to Zimbabwe Piston
by Rim Dad Toucher March 6, 2011
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Phisted

A progressive rock band form Chicago, IL. The band was created in the year 2001 and disbanded in early 2004. Phisted consisted of Lead vocalist/Percussionist: Adam Gehle, Drummer: Albert Tan, Guitarist: Matt O'Dell, Guitarist: Chad Vanko, and Bassist: Neil Pandya. The band recorded two E.P.s: "PHISTED" in 2001 & "TRIAD" in 2002. A third full length release titled "Your Greatest Achievement" was to be released in 2003, but remains unreleased. Rumor is that Hedfone Desine Recordings with release "Your Greatest Achievement" in 2009. There are also rumors that band will reform in 2009 to tour the U.S. in support of the release. After Phisted, Adam Gehle went on to create some of the finest groups on the Chicago scene, a few of which being; The Balance, So She Drops, The Junkyard Division, Adam Gehle Group, The InnerVisionists, Spartan and more.
Were going to see "Phisted" at The Metro tonight. Everyone is going to be there!!!
by Phisted April 4, 2008
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snub nose pistol

referring to a situation where a man is insufficient in the penile region. aka - he has a small dick. his unit looks like a snub nosed pistol, large nuts, with a small barrel.
TOOONNNYYYYYY is packin a snub nosed pistol. he likes to pump, but has problems, it falls out a lot.
by dawg nuts May 13, 2005
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Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
by QuinnyT October 28, 2009
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Plasma Pistol

The fucking gayest gun in the Halo series.
Shoots pussy ass green blobs.
99% percent of people who use the plasma pistol are noobs, especially when using noob combo, or dual wielding it with a SMG or Spiker (Halo 3).
by KoolKarlen July 25, 2009
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sex pistols

an awesome punk band from the 70's, that did not invent punk, nor define it, (the clash and ramones did that) but made it hard for many bands to follow up to their degree of punk royalty.
the sex pistols rocked and are rocking generations to come, but the clash was better...
by individualanarchist December 22, 2003
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Pisti ka

Pisti ka is a visayan phrase used to greet people you meet for the first time.
Pisti ka! How are you?
Pisti ka, what's your name?
by libra_c05 June 8, 2021
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