Sarah Palin

A woman who ran for Vice President under Republican fossil John McCain in 2008, and failed miserably. Many expect her to run for President in 2012. However recently she quit halfway through her term as governor of Alaska.

This likely means she doesn't stand a chance in any future elections. (unless she sucks and fucks her way up the political latter like in 2008's election.) and will end up either working for Fox News to support her right-wing claims, (See: Mike Huckabee )

Also see:
quitter
idiot
whore

I saw Sarah Palin on TV the other day and popped a boner. However I didn't listen to the warnings that listening to her may cause dizziness.

by mj_kingofpop July 27, 2009

palin

Palin \pay-lin\ noun
The use of words you don’t know to express notions you never understood to get jobs you simply are not meant to have.

Palin \pay-lin\ verb
Stringing words together to enthuse an already receptive audience without anyone actually knowing what you said, then later denying what you meant despite no one actually calling you out on it since no one had been able to figure out what you actually said in the first place.

If you are stumped during a job interview after a fairly serious palin, don't forget to palin instead of letting the crushing silence finish your career before it starts.

by teejayvee July 9, 2009

Palindrone

In the posing of a question to Sarah Palin, the case in which her answer is so long and so incoherent that it may as well have been said backwards.

Student: "Uhhh I didn't understand a single thing my poli sci. prof said today, it sounded like a Palindrone."

Palin: "But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health-care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy, helping the—it's got to be all about job creation, too..."
Debate moderator: "I'm sorry, you just Palindroned off there, I couldn't quite understand."

by Bendo444 February 20, 2009

Pali

Pali is a shortand slang word for Palistinians ex: Pali for life!.Mostly used by Palestinains in the U.S. and in the ghetto same with Sandnigga is like nigga. Pali is said to recodnize Palestinians ta reperesent ex: PALI 4 LIFE!.

Pali for life! Watup nigga Watup bra

by Bladez December 30, 2005

palin

Noun:
some very simple and easy to understand. able to be comprehended by everyone.

Verb:

to dumb something down. to simplify.

Noun:
I don't understand, can you put that in palin terms.

Verb:
I had to palin the lesson for the class.

by James Earl Johnston Joe John March 20, 2010

Palienate

The effect on the Republican faithful of Governor Sarah Palin's extremely unprofessional and downright strange behavior in the political limelight. Winking at the camera during her Vice-Presidential run and her recent resignation as Governor of Alaska are fine examples. Coupled with her highly questionable professional experience and family/personal life most members of the GOP must rightly question what has become of their world.

I think she managed to Palienate even the horny old vets with that move!

by doogiehowzit July 4, 2009

Palinography

Sarah Palin's rudimentary knowledge of world geography

Katie Couric: "Governor Palin, do you even know where Russia is on a map?"

Sarah Palin: "That's gotcha journalism, Katie! Everyone knows that Russia is right in Alaska's backyard! Their President... what's his name... Dick Medevac? Anyway, he just swam in our pool - the Bering Strait - while attending my house party last month!"

Katie Couric: "And there you have it, folks... a prime example of Palinography."

by dookeyboy November 21, 2010