crouched potato

Sitting on the toilet trying to shit, when you've just had some chips. A difficult shit

One thing's for sure, after those chips you'll be called a crouched potato all night!

by Witherswither May 17, 2016

Feisty Potato

When one is being very (feisty). Also a quote from a (Family Guy) episode with (Liam Neeson).

That guy was a feisty potato.

by Sim dragon April 21, 2017

scoopsky potatoes

When you randomly slap mashed potato's on someone's plate. But you don't work at the restaurant.

SCOOPSKY POTATOES

by Mike the meme man December 16, 2017

White Potato

White person with mullet.
Also referred to as Anoushka.
Claims to get ‘bullied’ a lot

‘Grow the sides of your hair you White Potato’

by Regurk May 10, 2018

Stud Potato

Stud potato means when you are thiccc and sexy and a badass

Ava: You are a stud potato

Marly: Is it because I am thiccc

by ellllllaaaaa November 30, 2018

moldy potato

A meaningless insult. Meant to confuse people. Often used in the Panic! at the Disco song “I Write Sins not Tragedies”

“What a shame the poor groom’s bride is a MOLDY POTATO!”

by M!A.T.D January 6, 2019

The potato theory

Either everything is a potato or nothing is a potato. This theory is very similar to the sex toy theory. Which says that either everything is a sex toy or nothing is a sex toy. This theory is similar to the atom theory. Which says that either everything is atom or nothing is atom.

Person: ey bro u a potato?!
Person 2: maybe bro, maybe ....
Person: shut up mr. the potato theory

by Eliasisnotgay October 18, 2020