When pee freezes inside your urethra before it comes out. Your dick would probably fall off from frostbite if this were to occur. It's a popsicle, in your dick. A French popsicle.
"Hey Jimmy, don't you dare whip your dick out, it's like -40 degrees outside!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
"Hey bro I gotta GO! Ahhh shit, I got a French popsicle!"
by Yuckfu March 9, 2022
Get the French Popsiclemug. a lazy popsicle is when someone sticks their penis in the freezer and waits until it becomes lymph, then proceeds to take it out and try and get a hard on. After achieving an erection you stick it in your homies bum.
last night me and the boys got bored so we went home and decided to all give each other lazy popsicles.
by theguywiththesmallpeen August 21, 2022
Get the lazy popsiclemug. by 69forfree April 21, 2019
Get the Coconut Popsiclemug. Joe: Hey Bill, have you seen Lucas?
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
Bill: Well, the last I saw him he was wearing house slippers, and a gown. I think they were admitting him to the "Popsicle Factory.."
by LXI483 January 30, 2023
Get the popsicle factorymug. by Vakos June 28, 2024
Get the Popsicle Partymug. The exploding chocolate popsicle is when the male host inserts his penis into the female host ass who has severe diarrhea. He then continues to rail her until she shits so hard it causes an explosion in her ass hole building up pressure from diarrhea causing the male host to fly back and hit a wall. His penis then looks like a chocolate popsicle from having the explosion of diarrhea on his penis. The female host then yells, “boom, exploding chocolate popsicle”.
Did you hear how bad Jenny gave Forest the exploding chocolate popsicle? He said it was a very shitty experience.
by Eston555855 December 16, 2020
Get the Exploding chocolate popsiclemug. by Mmmmm scrumptious July 25, 2019
Get the Chinese hot fudge popsiclemug.