ghost poke

1. to facebook "poke" a friend while appearing to be offline.

2. to be facebook "poked" by a friend who appears to be offline.

Person A: "How is Pearce poking me? He's not even online."
Person B: "Dude, you're being ghost poked."
-or-
Person A: "How can I possibly win this poke war?"
Person B: "You could always go for the ghost poke tactic."

by KTbug2112 September 24, 2010

nuclear poke

the "nuclear option" of facebook poke wars. consists of posting a series of broken-up, quasi-threatening messages on the profile of the person you are in a facebook poke war with. the goal is to give them so many notifications that they will give up in the war.

*Posted on a facebook profile*
--i am taking the nuclear option--
--for this facebook pokewar--
--which i have, incidentally, just declared.--
-- however i have also--
--decided to take this one all the way--
--up the escalation ladder--
--right at the outset--
--because im cool like that--
-- and i have actually stockpiled a lot of nuclear weapons--
-- so now the choice is yours:--
--you can continue fighting this conflict--
--in vain--
--but just know--
--that this was merely--
--a small, initial first strike--
--a single "nuclear poke"--
--if you will...--
-- to demonstrate my escalation dominance.--
--you have been warned.--

by CoffeeDrinker July 31, 2010

poke and grit

A slang term used to describe being hungry.
meaning Poke out your lips and grit your teeth.

"mom whats for dinner."
"Poke and Grit."
"what?"
" Poke out your lips, and grit your teeth."

by darrlye November 2, 2005

Poking-off

A woman receiving finger thrusts to her vagina either from herself or another person; the female form of Jerking-off; fingering

He was shocked when he walked in on his girlfriend to find her poking-off on her bed.

by spencefence September 1, 2007

ninja poke

To surprisingly poke an individual while scaring them. To achieve this you must run on the balls of your feet toward the individual while they are occupied with another activity or while they are just not paying attention. But be sure to run on the balls of your feet, as so they can't hear you coming towards them. When you get close enough (while still running) you poke them, HARD! And then run away laughing, because the individual will look hilarious afterwards. They will look like somewhere between the mix of having a heart-attack and surprize and pain.

Look at that person I just ninja poked! It is sooo hilarious!

by Jessica777 January 31, 2009

orgasm poke

when a male/female pokes you hard enough to make you make a sound as if you are having an orgasm.

Kat: "Hey Sara,ORGASM POKE!"
Sara:"OOOOOOoooooOOOO"

by thekattsmeow May 30, 2011

no-life poking

When one is on Facebook and pokes another back so fast and so often it seems as though they have no life other than to poke you.

Random Individual-*checks phone*, "yo this girl keeps no-life poking me its almost creepy."

by Gen.jfiv2010 November 12, 2010