Planked

Planked means when the government uses a direct energy weapon like a vircator 1200 to torture someone to death.

Bob: Billy has been hearing voices and experiencing strange phenomena like feeling burns and smelling random stuff.
John: He's getting planked. The government is planking him for being a punk. They're killing him!

by Punk123 June 28, 2025

Standing on the plank

Waiting for the worse of a situation but hoping for a different outcome.

I’ve been standing on the plank for days now, waiting for everything to fall apart but still hoping it won’t.

by Kewio (beatsbyjxz) April 23, 2025

Plank

Describing a very erect penis.

"Baby, your thingy was like a plank last night- straight and smooth and hard as wood"

by Csj420 November 15, 2020

jizz plank

When an over-eager teenage male has sex for the first time and straightens out like a board when he ejaculates, putting all his weight on his partner and laying stiff for a few moments of awkwardness.

"Harry totally jizz planked me and then just laid there on top of me for like five minutes grunting and wheezing, I almost suffocated beneath him"

by Trollbert June 29, 2022

Face-planked

To fall down face first, or to fall flat on your face

I was out walking tripped and nearly face-planked it.

by Nightsky December 18, 2022

anal planking

Sticking a rigid item into the ass and then balancing ones entire weight on said item Ones body lays in a traditional horizontal planking stance perpendicular to the anally inserted item to be considered anal planking

"Damn Jimmy! Have you been working out? Your ass looks amazing!"

"Actually I take 15 minutes everyday for anal planking. Clenching the cheeks to keep from being impailed through your rectum is the most effective workout!"

by moosedjelly February 6, 2025

Skank Plank

A slutty man's penis. Generally referring to his filthy genitalia.

I wouldn't touch his skank plank with a 10 ft pole.

by br March 5, 2015