Custard pickle

A little faggot that blows a lot of dick

“Kane is such a custard pickle after blowing hunter on the bus”

by The destroyer of that vag November 18, 2018

lick my pickles

A sensuous meaningful part of love making where the female gobbles the male's testicles. All done in the best possible taste.

I paid you fifty quid so get down and lick my pickles. Merci.

by Sir Ranulph Twistleton middle 'C' on the piano February 11, 2007

Pickle Nigger

A pickle nigger is a nigger who loves pickles a little too much, someone who wants to sexually carve his pickle into another pickle but physically can't due to his sexuality is also known as a pickle nigger. I hope you don't become one, i just don't.

You are being a pickle nigger today.

Johnathan needs to stop being such a pickle nigger. its making me so hard right now!!

by Pickle nigger October 9, 2017

vagina pickles

cucumbers that have been used for female masturbatory experiences, therefore becoming pickled.

Amy's pussy was so salty it turned her favorite cucumbers into vagina pickles.

by TEuronymous March 21, 2008

in a pickle

When you've done something very stupid or very bad that will bring the worst consequences ever upon you, you are in a pickle.

Guy: But I only exploited the server because everybody else was doing it! Girl: Too bad, you are going to get banned forever! Guy: Darn! It looks like I'm in a pickle. :(

by Mp5shooter- June 21, 2010

pickle sniffer

Male homosexual

That Michael Kinkor is such a pickle sniffer, we can't take him anywhere without him chatting up other colon cowboys.

by Alfredikus Lamikus July 3, 2003

pickled Jo-Jo

To give the girl a pickly taste;
to stick your penis in a pickle jar and give the girl a brand new flavor.*

So your mom likes pickled jo-jo's

by Carl Sanchez February 8, 2008