The unique emotional state in which a person of questionable intelligence becomes visibly irritated by the equally questionable intelligence of others
After explaining the same thing five times to his supervisee, Shane slammed his computer shut and muttered, "I swear, I’m surrounded by idiots," becoming fully pertarded as he conveniently forgot that he had spent the past three days struggling to log into his own work software.
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pertentially
(adv.)
1. When something might possibly happen by random chance, but also feels kinda likely.
• A cursed hybrid of perchance and potentially.
• Used when you’re too lazy (or too chaotic) to pick just one.
(adv.)
1. When something might possibly happen by random chance, but also feels kinda likely.
• A cursed hybrid of perchance and potentially.
• Used when you’re too lazy (or too chaotic) to pick just one.
• “I’ll pertentially show up to the party if my vibe check passes.”
• “That text was pertentially about you, but who really knows.”
• “That text was pertentially about you, but who really knows.”
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Get the Pertty mug.Pheart is an ironic slang term from VRChat that blends the words phantom and heart. It riffs on the “phantom pain” meme popularized by YouTuber Proximity Chat, but flips it into something deeply satirical — basically like a "virtual heart" as if the avatar in the game is depicting your "phantom-self."
You broke my pheart.
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Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”
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Get the Perth Pokies mug."Pertuberation" ˌpɜ tju bəˈreɪʃən is a neologism (portmanteau/blend) formed from "perturbation" and "protuberation" meaning "a perturbation resembling a protuberance"
The seismic pertuberation beneath the volcano suggested an imminent eruption.
Her face showed a subtle pertuberation of annoyance — a twitch at the corner of her mouth.
The software detected a pertuberation in the data stream, flagging it as a potential anomaly.
In the painting, the red circle creates a visual pertuberation that draws the eye.
The economist warned of a pertuberation in the market — a bubble ready to burst.
Her face showed a subtle pertuberation of annoyance — a twitch at the corner of her mouth.
The software detected a pertuberation in the data stream, flagging it as a potential anomaly.
In the painting, the red circle creates a visual pertuberation that draws the eye.
The economist warned of a pertuberation in the market — a bubble ready to burst.
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