parker webb

the biggest pimp there ever was. not so much of a pimp or a tennis player as a player hatin mutha fukin bad ase

parker webb sticks his weiner in many things, such as flowers, spider men, and noses

by jackolantern December 13, 2004

mrs. parker

A teacher who is a racist, homophobic, transphobic cunt

Wow! The teacher is such a Mrs. Parker.

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 31, 2016

Peter Parker

TONY STARK’S (AND STEPHEN STRANGE’S) SON, A SMOL BEAN, AND A GAY SHITE

PETER PARKER IS TONY’S SON, FIGHT ME

by dead.inside.stark July 6, 2018

parker county

A peice of shit county in North-central Texas. It is known for holding countless white trash, chicken fucking, confederate flag waving rednecks, and an endless supply of dabbing wiggers. Its county seat is Weatherford.

"wanna go to Parker county?"
"Are you asking if i wanna fuck chickens? No!"

by Redneck1414 May 23, 2020

A Josh Parker

A Josh Parker is a slang Bristolian word to define a poor lower class background, with ginger hair as oily as the wickes own brand oil based paint. The "Josh Parker" seeks protection from other affiliated peasants who can be bullied instead like the choosing of a hunted bison. He often seeks approval for his actions as he cannot sense between the right or the wrong due to the lack of brain power and function ability .

Harold: I do believe that small "Josh Parker" is going to become a real retard one day.

Henrietta: I think so to Jeremy.

Harold: Don't be "A Josh Parker" Henrietta!

by Nigga Fascist June 10, 2017

Chloe parker

She’s the most complicated person u will EVER meet, she’s smart in some context, sweet, caring, kind and will make u feel better when ur down
But she also has a bad side u don’t wanna get on she will expose ur ass and tell all ur secrets to all ur friends and will not give a shit.

You: hey chloe, how are u?
Chloe parker : I’m fine thanks! Wanna hang out?

by Chlxe... October 3, 2020

Poppy Parker

Poppy Parker is a ginger girl with very blue eyes. She has awful style and sucks at hair. She is obsessed with her brothers friend TADDY and wants to be with him but he rejected her. She loves teddies as well. She’s so mean and rude but can be funny very rarely. She has an amazing best friend called lydia who she aspires to be. Everyone needs a betch like poppy in their life.

I met a poppy Parker today

Poor you

by Befri November 4, 2021