backseat parenting

The act of parenting when the children are not yours. Often happens in a very public place where peoples parenting skills are on display to random people.

Snikklefritz Larry, you're kicking sand all over me you little frolfer.

bystander 1 Geez that's some lousy parenting
bystander 2 Your backseat parenting is getting out of hand

by popalsquatch August 20, 2012

Parental Plower

Nice way of saying mother fucker

That piece of shit is such a parental plower

by OLDERFARTER May 11, 2018

evil parents

Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.

Dude you have some pretty evil parents
“I know right, god I hate them”

by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018

Elastic Parent

A parent who is adequately chill, accepts you and gives you freedom to live your own life. Trusts you, knows you make the right choices and the child-parent trust will not be betrayed. Elastic Parents stretch further with age, in fact as the child grows up the more elastic their grasp becomes.

*Two friends talking to each other*

"My mom sucks, she won't let me do anything."
"Sucks to be you, my elastic parents are so elastic they would even let me go to Santos till 5 am."

by Shitabelle November 13, 2022

Glucose Parental

another way of saying 'sugar daddy'

man, why get a job when you can get a glucose parental!

by loldaddythatsme May 16, 2017

mexican parents

strict

Mexican parents wanna know everything

by ursidebitch September 14, 2020

Non-Parent

A phrase, preferable to childless, that describes adults who by choice or circumstance, do not have children.

Before they were married, Susie and Ishmael chose not to have children while James and Mariel were unable to conceive. As Non-Parents, the couples had much to share and were very close.

by mistral7maud August 19, 2012