The traditional bidet anal cleansing device modified to dispense milk for the times when water just wont cut it.
"I just sprayed some serious mud after eating all that Chipotle and my asshole is burning something fierce... Double ply TP just wont do, I need some moisture but water will just spread the sting around... I need... a Milk Bidet!
by Long John Shaft September 28, 2011

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by Himmyneutron August 24, 2022

Chicano milk is the milk made from freshly squeezed chicanos. There is no chocolate flavor and it is best served lukewarm.
Flavors include
Spicy cactus
Carter sharer
Lawson
Angle
Game Gam
Chawklate
Mossebarry
Hamhog
Ceaser
Hossive
Hyvette
Watercolon
Horse Radish
Strawberry
Vanilla
MExican
Lima Bean
Overkill
Scoobert Scooby Doo
Pavs
Ton Ton
Vinnie Luco
Youth Pastor
Beaver Cheeks
Crable
Shrek
Yakmilk
Hakymodo
Butterbuns
Mint
Lemon Lime
Chicken
Turkey Potpie
Mutton
Patty Cake with no hands
Ceaser Chavez reincarnate
Joe mama
Jamaican Mon
Urethra
Flavors include
Spicy cactus
Carter sharer
Lawson
Angle
Game Gam
Chawklate
Mossebarry
Hamhog
Ceaser
Hossive
Hyvette
Watercolon
Horse Radish
Strawberry
Vanilla
MExican
Lima Bean
Overkill
Scoobert Scooby Doo
Pavs
Ton Ton
Vinnie Luco
Youth Pastor
Beaver Cheeks
Crable
Shrek
Yakmilk
Hakymodo
Butterbuns
Mint
Lemon Lime
Chicken
Turkey Potpie
Mutton
Patty Cake with no hands
Ceaser Chavez reincarnate
Joe mama
Jamaican Mon
Urethra
Cool Guy: Hey Angle, what's your favorite chicano milk flavor?
Angle:Ummm.... Chocolate
Cool Guy: THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE
Angle:Ummm.... Chocolate
Cool Guy: THERE IS NO CHOCOLATE
by Chicano Chavez Jr December 7, 2020

Jasper: Have you seen my new YouTube video? I'm really proud of it.
Paul McCartney: Yeah, Belly Milk!
Paul McCartney: Yeah, Belly Milk!
by Cian The Sigma Male July 9, 2021
