chewing air

A saying used to indicate someone is talking about nothing.

Laurence is always chewing air. He'll put anyone to sleep when he talks.

by stoicaldefinitions December 26, 2016

air date

a fantasy - like a dream or daydream - wherein you have a date with your crush and it ends up GOOD. Could result in a spaced-out state that leads to an imaginary orgasmic situation.

OMG! I just had an air date with Johnny and we went to Paris to visit the "QUEEN".

by Last Airdater June 19, 2009

Air-Bear

A totally Bad Ass and fun loveing guy. the center of attention. totally cute. everyone loves. you can't replace this kid no matter what. he's one of a kind and unique. he is all that is wonderful and sex. ladies find him very attractive.

this kid is totally killer.
damn hes the life of the party.
yea he is.
whats his name?

i think its Air-Bear.

by Air Bear April 2, 2008

air derndy

A derndytrek done in an airplane during flight (hopefully by passengers and not the pilot!).

Stoner 1: "Damn, San Francisco is a six-hour flight from New York. How are we gonna pass all that time?"

Stoner 2: "Check out these brownies, son. We'll eat them all right before we go through security. Air derndy!!!"

by Pro-Latarian Milton September 26, 2009

Air slammer

a running person

@jgyhsref is slower than an air slammer

by ♥🗺☠ August 1, 2021

Air Succ

Succing air

I heard you didn't say no homo when you performed air succ, you faggot.

by Your father-in-law, Bob May 28, 2018

air piano

When someone gets knocked out so hard they get put in the "fencing position" where they tend to unconsciously become stiff, raise their arms & sometimes move their fingers in a motion as if they are playing piano.

U saw Dante? He got knocked out so hard he started playing the air piano.

by dig9y March 25, 2023