Todd

People talk about Todd a lot. You're gonna hear about at least 4 Todds in your lifetime, but here's the thing, you never actually meet Todd. Todd is real, you just can't meet him yourself.
Guy 1: I think I saw Todd at the store yesterday.
Guy 2: Who the fuck is Todd?
by Dictionary Jackass June 18, 2022
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Somebody’s who loves an old cock block! Too insecure about there own non-existent sex life so interrupt overs! Also loves a porky bum wank.
Charlie: I got todded last night
Oliwia: what do you mean?
Charlie: There was a todd at the end of my bed disrupting my sex with neil😡
by Hannah todd January 10, 2020
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Todd can be younger than you
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Fat black male with a kid hair cut usually found in drive thru windows late at night supersizing the menu. Known to anger women he approaches because of his smell. Knocks over most thing in store with stomach fat.
You see that Todd in the drive thru and raisin canes.
A Todd knocked it over and proceeded to leave the store.

A todd tried to holler at me today I told him to leave.
by Texas hammer September 23, 2022
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todd is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
girl 1: todd has a massive cock
todd: the ladies love me, i got mucles and i got a big willy
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Todd: I bet you 5 bucks i can surprise you with the size of my nipples
by 20 bucks is 20 bucks April 26, 2024
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Bill: "You're being such a todd"
Todd: I am todd
Bill:"Exactly"
Todd: *dies*
by of.net April 26, 2018
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