nuclear excursion

A euphemism for an accident or screw-up at a nuclear power plant.

Power-plant manager: "Yeah, we had a nuclear excursion last night..."

Power-plant worker: "He means, we barely avoided leaking millions of litres of highly irradiated water vapour into the atmosphere."

by o_alquimista January 3, 2022

jeff nuclear

It's simple a Jeff that acquired nuclear power. It's also a Porn stage name.

Hey did you saw Jeff Nuclear last movie?

by panickzzz June 6, 2017

Post nuclear era

In the event that there were no other life forms on earth but you, you'd have to live your life alone. Some people would rather beg to be insignificant and around other people than to be alone. Being alone doesn't bother everybody though. It's a good reason to stop whining about this guy making you feel insignificant and weak. Sometimes people are offering you a sobering view of yourself, and some people don't like that.

The girl would whine about feeling weak an insignificant but didn't think about how good she really had it. In the event of nuclear war where nobody made it without her, but she made it, she'd be alone, and she'd hate life, just like all the people she talked shit about, since she hated being alone more than anything in the world. The post nuclear era would not be kind to her, or treat her right.

by Solid Mantis January 3, 2020

nuclear swirlie

One of the cruelest possible variants of the chocolate swirlie, the bullying maneuver wherein a jock dunks a nerd's head in a shit-filled toilet and flushes, the 'nuclear' variation is when multiple jocks have shit in the toilet without flushing so the bowl is full to the brim before the swirlie is performed on a very, VERY unlucky nerd.

Me and all my hockey teammates gave this dork a nuclear swirlie last year, it was sick! The whole team shit in the same toilet in the locker room without flushing for like a week and it was nearly overflowing. Then after school one day we nabbed this random loser from the hallway and dragged him in there and BOOM! We dunked him face-first all the way in. My bros were holding him down while I gave him crazy wedgies. And we just kept going for like 10 minutes straight. We'd pull him out for a second to breathe and dunk him straight back in. When the team captain finally flushed him, it wouldn't even all go down at once, so his whole head was still covered in shit and it was dripping down his face! So of course we gave him a hanging wedgie in the lockers so he couldn't clean himself up for a while. Man, that was fun. Makes me wanna go find a nerd now...

by yikestbh July 24, 2024

Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nuclear Physicists are left leg beta testers 《¤》

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

nuclear dropping

when you take a huge shit but miss the bowl

I was frustrated as i was told to clean the bathroom floor after he performed a giant nuclear dropping yesterday morning.

by Ragdollio June 15, 2022

Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb

The Sex act where a male, whom has eaten enough spicy Japanese styled food, that he has not performed a bowel movement all week, in the middle of intercourse onto a hairy male, close to climax the guy stands over him and proceeds to not just ejaculate on the male, but releases several pounds of hot diarrhea on his stomach, that all of her body hair is flatten down

"Tim and I, decided to reenact WWII last night after our date so we did the Nagasaki-Nuclear Bomb"

by JamesPage January 27, 2025