Arse nuts

The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.

"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"

by Gav and the meat-cleavers December 5, 2003

arse fez

A word used frequently in the flash cartoon "weebl and bob".
Literally means "ah shit".

Weebl:I spy with my sexy eye, something beginning with "S"
Bob: Is it "sign"?
Weebl(thinking):Arse fez!

by madmike 2011 May 24, 2006

piece of arse

Direct from the motherland, a more eloquent way to refer to a smoking female specimen. After all, she's not a donkey.

I had a jolly ol' time last night with my blokes up in Newcastle. You should have seen Nigel score that smashing piece of townie arse, right as the bar closed at the puritanical hour of 11pm.

by Cryogenic Stasis November 21, 2004

Stucco Arse

An individual whose life revolves around the the creation of plaster and plasterboard products. This may be an employee of a plaster related manufacturer, or merely a lover of building products or building activities.

Stuart: "Hey, i think i'll work late, so that more plasterboard will be available to the world."

cowp: "No way, don't you have a life or something, you stucco arse."

by Msyrinx May 23, 2007

Cock-Arse

Someone who is a complete cock but an absolute arse at the same time.

Example A:

"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"

Example B:

"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"

by Hector Knox December 30, 2005

arse biscuits

clagnuts, hairy raisins. dangleberries.

the accumulation of faeces around the anus, matted into the pubic hair. can often only be hanging on by a single thread of pube.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

jew's arse

Used as in the phrase "as slippery as a jew's arse". ie. slippery

The muddy ball was as slippery as a jew's arse

by Edna Sweetlove November 5, 2006