pot noodle 

the food of kings who r skint

"bring me the cheapist most delicious food available and make it snappy"

pot noodle by sam.f June 8, 2003

noodle grooving 

When you are really high on drugs and you start moving in strange, uncontrollable ways sort of like a wet noodle. It is a type of dance where you twitch uncontrollably. The person noodle grooving loses complete control of their body.

ex: Chelsea was noodle grooving so bad that she feel on the ground.

Chelsea was noodle grooving so bad that she feel on the ground.

noodle grooving by hav February 3, 2013

Noodle Head 

Jack Avery, a man band Why Dont We, super hot and cute. He has the noodlest head we have Ever seen. Get their tickets to see their concert NOW. By forcing your parents.

There's the cute Noodle head

-imjackaverymuzic on Instagram

Noodle Head by Imjackaverymuzic April 24, 2019

Nasty Noodles 

The streams of ejaculate left on a person’s face (or other body part) by a male partner.

1. Yeah, I’m a give her some mean nasty noodles.

2. Damn, look at that guy spew nasty noodles all over that girls face.

3. C’mere baby, I got some nasty noodles for ya.

Nasty Noodles by Woody Rollins September 6, 2009

Oodles of Noodles 

Another name for Ramen noodles... usually crushed into small pieces.

Shannon: hey, you gonna make me some oodles of noodles
Aaron: what's that? Lipton noodles?
Shannon: you know, noodles that you crush in a pack and add water and the flavor packet..
Aaron: or Ramen noodles why didnt you say that?
Shannon: cause most black ppl call it oodles of noodles

Oodles of Noodles by lollypoplady July 13, 2010

Noodle Sandwich 

A tasty nutritious meal consisting of bread and noodles, normally the generic store brand costing around 11 pence a packet, eaten by students who have spent large sums of money on alcohol and are forced into poor eating habits. Normally accompanied by meals such as Pasta and Beans and Cheese on Toast.

"Man I'm so broke it looks like I'm back on the noodle sandwiches"
"Curry noodles are the nicest noodle sandwich filler"

Noodle Sandwich by The Noodler September 1, 2013

noodle dream

A term to describe when you're so engrossed in your job that you actually have dreams about it when you're sleeping. From the movie Kung Fu Panda when Po is dreaming about being a warrior, but tells his father he had a dream about making noodles. His father, a noodle maker, is excited that his son finally had the Noodle Dream.

I must be working to much, last night I had the fucking Noodle Dream!

noodle dream by Abbyno August 22, 2017