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The streams of ejaculate left on a person’s face (or other body part) by a male partner.
1. Yeah, I’m a give her some mean nasty noodles.

2. Damn, look at that guy spew nasty noodles all over that girls face.

3. C’mere baby, I got some nasty noodles for ya.
by Woody Rollins September 06, 2009
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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